On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 11:46 AM, Paul M Foster <paulf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: > On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 03:07:42PM +0000, Ashley Sheridan wrote: > >> On Thu, 2009-11-19 at 10:09 -0500, Paul M Foster wrote: >> > > <snip> > >> >> Ahem. You are correct. I should have escaped the double quotes. I've >> *never* made this kind of mistake before. ;-} >> >> Paul >> >> -- >> Paul M. Foster >> >> >> >> Gonna go to PHP hell for that faux pas! >> > > PHP Hell Characteristics: > > Endless pages of code *you* have to make work. > > Tons of PHP code embedded in HTML. Not an MVC in sight. > > Everything is full of misquoted variables. > > All variables are *slightly* misspelled. > > Every PHP page terminated with ?> and then a couple more CRLF > combinations, just to make sure you can't figure out why your pages > won't display. > > No security checking of any POST or GET variables. In fact, all input is > guaranteed to contain javascript fragments. > > Parameters in all PHP function calls are out of order. > > No access to php.net. And no XKCD.com. > > No caffeine. No nicotine. No pizza. > > The phone won't quit ringing, and you can't disconnect it. It's always > customers asking for senseless and nonsensical modifications. > > If you're a vim user, you're forced to use emacs. If you're an emacs > user, you have to use vim. And if you use an IDE, you're stuck with > Microsoft Word. > > Paul > > -- > Paul M. Foster > > -- > PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) > To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php > > Aw, hell, I am already here then....the only thing missing above was being forced to work in classic ASP -- Bastien Cat, the other other white meat -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php
