Re: Noob question: Making search results clickable.

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On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 11:46 AM, Paul M Foster <paulf@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> On Thu, Nov 19, 2009 at 03:07:42PM +0000, Ashley Sheridan wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 2009-11-19 at 10:09 -0500, Paul M Foster wrote:
>>
>
> <snip>
>
>>
>>     Ahem. You are correct. I should have escaped the double quotes. I've
>>     *never* made this kind of mistake before. ;-}
>>
>>     Paul
>>
>>     --
>>     Paul M. Foster
>>
>>
>>
>> Gonna go to PHP hell for that faux pas!
>>
>
> PHP Hell Characteristics:
>
> Endless pages of code *you* have to make work.
>
> Tons of PHP code embedded in HTML. Not an MVC in sight.
>
> Everything is full of misquoted variables.
>
> All variables are *slightly* misspelled.
>
> Every PHP page terminated with ?> and then a couple more CRLF
> combinations, just to make sure you can't figure out why your pages
> won't display.
>
> No security checking of any POST or GET variables. In fact, all input is
> guaranteed to contain javascript fragments.
>
> Parameters in all PHP function calls are out of order.
>
> No access to php.net. And no XKCD.com.
>
> No caffeine. No nicotine. No pizza.
>
> The phone won't quit ringing, and you can't disconnect it. It's always
> customers asking for senseless and nonsensical modifications.
>
> If you're a vim user, you're forced to use emacs. If you're an emacs
> user, you have to use vim. And if you use an IDE, you're stuck with
> Microsoft Word.
>
> Paul
>
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Aw, hell, I am already here then....the only thing missing above was
being forced to work in classic ASP

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