Re: A MySQL Question

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On Mon, 2008-12-08 at 19:46 -0600, Micah Gersten wrote:
> Robert Cummings wrote:
> > On Tue, 2008-12-09 at 00:16 +0000, Nathan Rixham wrote:
> >   
> >> Ashley Sheridan wrote:
> >>     
> >>> On Mon, 2008-12-08 at 23:23 +0000, ceo@xxxxxxxxx wrote:
> >>>       
> >>>> Presumable, the EXISTS sub-query can be optimized sometimes to just stop processing the sub-query and kick things back out to the outer query.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> IN has to process them all and find them all.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>         
> >>> Don't forget the special case use as well:
> >>>
> >>> IF NOT EXISTS `universe` THEN bigbang()
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Ash
> >>> www.ashleysheridan.co.uk
> >>>
> >>>       
> >> any chance of writing the implementation of that bigbang() function?
> >>     
> >
> > If nothing exists and a universe is created via a big bang... does it
> > make a sound? Can we realistically call it a big bang if it doesn't make
> > a sound? Couldn't we call it the big light show? But then again... if
> > nothing exists and a universe is created via a big light show... does it
> > matter? Can it be perceived? Is this just a proverbial pandrödinger's
> > box? You can't implement the bigbang() function if you don't exist.
> >
> > Cheers,
> > Rob.
> >   
> The function doesn't say who's doing the creating, it just checks for
> the existence of the universe.

How do you know? Are you... God?

;)

Cheers,
Rob.
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