On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 9:27 AM, tedd <tedd.sperling@xxxxxxxxx> wrote: > > You see, I'm assembling a list of my wit for posterity and hope to pick one > out for my tombstone. Whereas mine will say something like </cruelWorld> or </Dan> or something of the like. Perhaps even: <?php function dan($dateOfDeath) { return "Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - ".$dateOfDeath"; } die(dan('00-00-0000')); ?> With the actual dates in place, of course. ;-P I should go back through the Brainteaser thread from Spring 2007 and see what other kinds of geek-wit there were. Inspiration for a Tombstone. Sounds like an artistic piece. ;-P -- </Daniel P. Brown> Dedicated Servers - Intel 2.4GHz w/2TB bandwidth/mo. starting at just $59.99/mo. with no contract! Dedicated servers, VPS, and hosting from $2.50/mo. -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php