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If you take 30 seconds for the startpage to load, you can check out
http://www.fit-o-matic.com again.

The english translation is not finished yet. But for checking the
behavior you can check out the german page as well.

I gave allready demo user account informtations, it might be best
for checking the application a little.

I will give it to you in a private mail.

Am Dienstag, den 11.09.2007, 14:40 +0530 schrieb Sudheer Satyanarayana:
> I'm still waiting for the URL where I can see the product in action.
> 
> Aleksandar Vojnovic wrote:
> > Hahaha.... oh wow.
> >
> > -Xander
> >
> > Stut wrote:
> >> Sascha Braun - CEO @ Braun Networks wrote:
> >>> hi stut,
> >>>
> >>> thank you for your advices.
> >>
> >> Ok, just so it's perfectly clear to you... I'm taking the piss. 
> >> Still, since you provided apparently serious answers I'm going to 
> >> continue to enjoy myself...
> >>
> >>> - Screentexts are texts shown as link texts or descriptions
> >>> in forms and other page elements which remain static in one
> >>> language area. The screentexts are getting replaced by they'
> >>> re coresponding translations as the user selects a different
> >>> language.
> >>
> >> Wow, a multi-lingual website, how innovative of you. And look, you 
> >> gave the text on the page a name, how twee.
> >>
> >>> - The Google standard, of websites describes, that Query URL's
> >>> like ?param1=XYZ&param2=123 or as in $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING']
> >>> are not human readable, which makes them not acceptable as valid
> >>> content links.
> >>
> >> Nope, sorry, not a standard. When you claim something is standards 
> >> compliant you really should make sure the standards it's complying 
> >> with are actually standards backed by a reputable organisation.
> >>
> >>> But as I am pretty familar with search engine optimisation, my
> >>> system is creating metatags for every page, h1 tags are used
> >>> for headlines, h2 tags for subheads and so on.
> >>
> >> Please, for the love of $DEITY get yourself an English spelling 
> >> checker and use it. I'd also recommend a grammar checker.
> >>
> >>> If you are a professional in search engine optimisation, you
> >>> will not find any weakness in my application anymore.
> >>>
> >>> Its happending absolutely automatically the authors don't have
> >>> to do anything, for make it happen. Stopword lists like in my-
> >>> sql are removing useless keywords and so on.
> >>
> >> Wow, so the user doesn't need to worry about URLs or SEO 
> >> optimisation. You truly have created a masterpiece. As Gavin pointed 
> >> out this sounds a lot like a CMS and not a framework.
> >>
> >>> - Yes, my system is the only application framework worldwide
> >>> with its capabilities. I added a neural networking functionality
> >>> which makes it possible to autodecide which contents are inte-
> >>> resting for the viewers on a page.
> >>
> >> Yeah, sorry to destroy your delusions of grandeur, but that's not 
> >> even slightly unique (not that uniqueness has multiple levels, but 
> >> I'm using some artistic licence). I'm also fairly certain it's 
> >> covered by numerous patents, so you might not want to shout about it 
> >> too loudly.
> >>
> >>> Fx: If a user is allergic, no products containing large amounts
> >>> of the alergen are shown in the shop anymore. As well it is possi-
> >>> ble to create psychological profiles from the users of the system
> >>> during the runtime of the application.
> >>
> >> Sold!!
> >>
> >>> I have read a paper from the department of defence, from year 2004.
> >>> I first read it in the early beginning of this year. I figured out,
> >>> that my application framework is the perfect psynet application
> >>> for performing psychological operations over the internet.
> >>>
> >>> I guess I developed one of the biggest weapon systems available
> >>> now a days.
> >>
> >> I really have nothing useful to say here. If you can't see how 
> >> ridiculous (and hilarious) such a claim is then there really is no hope.
> >>
> >>> - As a blogging standard I would describe websites which contain
> >>> a linklist to the left or the right of the blogs content as well
> >>> as a calender and a search field. I guess this makes a blog.
> >>
> >> Again, not a standard. The term Weblog (from which the word blogging 
> >> is derived) is (according to Wikipedia) "a web-based publication 
> >> consisting primarily of periodic articles (normally in reverse 
> >> chronological order)". There is no requirement for a particular page 
> >> layout or for specific page elements to be present.
> >>
> >>> - The shop system is widely using ajax for performing fast shopping
> >>> actions, its possible to use videos or audiofiles as product descip-
> >>> tion media, as well as soon you change product parameters these me-
> >>> dias are getting replaced by different color media or size images
> >>> as what ever you could think of.
> >>
> >> Again with the uniqueness - you're on fire! A customisable shop for 
> >> your website, whatever will you geniuses think of next.
> >>
> >>> And as well my system is using XLinks, which means, you add a link
> >>> to a document, you are able to select the target document from one
> >>> of the content modules, automatically the headline of the target
> >>> document is used as link description and as well the link is shown
> >>> as a nonquery url, like:
> >>>
> >>> http://www.domain.com/en/magazin/something-new/while-i-wrote-it-here.html 
> >>>
> >>
> >> Ah, so by "nonquery" you actually mean "without a query string". Not 
> >> really the same thing so I'm glad you cleared up the confusion.
> >>
> >>> Done without mod_rewrite.
> >>
> >> Being serious for a second (don't worry, it's just for a second), how 
> >> is this accomplished? I know there are several ways to do this but 
> >> I'd be interested to know which you are using and what you have 
> >> against mod_rewrite.
> >>
> >> > I hope I answered all your questions.
> >>
> >> That would be a bit of a stretch, but I appreciate the effort.
> >>
> >> > Best Regards,
> >>
> >> Yours sarcastically,
> >>
> >> -Stut
> >>
> >>> Am Montag, den 10.09.2007, 16:39 +0100 schrieb Stut:
> >>>> Things to do before spamming a public English mailing list...
> >>>>
> >>>> 1) Make sure your email actually says what the product is
> >>>> 2) Make sure you have a relevant subject line
> >>>> 3) Make sure it's in English
> >>>> 4) Run it through a spelling checker, preferably an English one
> >>>> 5) Stop and think whether the people you're spamming are really 
> >>>> gonna care!
> >>>> 6) This one is really important. Make sure you include a URL to the 
> >>>> product's website. Oh, and make sure that website actually works, 
> >>>> especially when it says it's powered by your product!
> >>>>
> >>>> Some additional questions and notes that you may find useful...
> >>>>
> >>>> * What the heck are "Kategories"? Maybe you mean categories?
> >>>> * What the heck are "Screentexts"?
> >>>> * As far as I know Google have never published any standards 
> >>>> regarding URLs. Do you have a reference?
> >>>> * Claiming that your product is the only one in the whole wide 
> >>>> world to do something is very dangerous. Would you bet the farm on 
> >>>> it? Because what with the numerous highly litigious patent owners 
> >>>> out there you could well be!
> >>>> * "blogging standards"?? Another reference needed please.
> >>>> * "The shop system is not containing query urls anymore, without 
> >>>> use of mod_rewrite." What the heck does that mean? You had SQL in 
> >>>> your URLs?
> >>>> * It's the best is it? On what do you base that claim?
> >>>>
> >>>> -Stut
> >>>>
> >>>
> >>
> >
> 
> 
> -- 
> With Warm Regards,
> Sudheer. S
> http://www.binaryvibes.co.in
> 

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