[snip] > <?php > > function think($i) { > TRUE == $i ? 'self-aware' : 'cow'; > $return($x); > } > > ?> I'd hazard a guess at "I think therefore I am", but looking at it it seems more like... If I think then I'm self-aware otherwise I'm a cow, but regardless of my thinking I'm nothing. [/snip] Yep, the problem was that if I coded this; <?php function think($i) { TRUE == $i ? 'am' : 'am not'; $return($i); } ?> Would have been a dead giveaway, no? -- PHP General Mailing List (http://www.php.net/) To unsubscribe, visit: http://www.php.net/unsub.php