Martin Alterisio wrote:
Been quiet too much...
*This time, I seriously advise against running this piece of code unless
you
know what you're doing*
Enjoy...
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<html>
<head>
<title>Love Letter</title>
</head>
<body>
<?php
if (in_array($me, $her->acquaintances)) {
?>
<p>Dear <?=$her->name?>,</p>
<p>I really enjoy your company and I would love to meet you again.</p>
<p>I had a lot of fun last time and I can't wait to get to know you
better.</p>
<p>Yours sincerely, <?=$me->name?></p>
<?php
} else if (in_array($me, $her->intimateFriends)) {
?>
<p>Dear <?=$her->nickName?>,</p>
<p>All I wanted to say is how lucky I'm to have met you, to have you by my
side.</p>
<p>I can't think of a world without you. I can't possibly thank you enough
for all the happy moments you gave me.</p>
<p>Yours, <?=$me->nickName</p>
<?php
} else if (isset($her->boyfriend) && $her->boyfriend == $me) {
$loversNicknames = array('Honey', 'Sweetie', 'Baby', 'Princess',
'Queen', 'Love', 'Sunshine');
?>
<p>My <?=$loversNicknames[array_rand($loversNicknames)]?>,</p>
<p>I couldn't wait to tell you how much I love you.</p>
<p>You're the only one, the reason why I'm on this world. The only place I
wanna be is besides you.</p>
<p>Missing you already, your Love</p>
<?php
} else if (isset($her->husband) && $her->husband== $me) {
?>
<p>I love you.</p>
<p>PS: What's for dinner?</p>
<?php
} else {
// You don't need the love letter, you need a girl
exec('mv '.__FILE__.' > /dev/null');
// Now, get your lazy ass out there
exit;
}
?>
</body>
</html>
Finally get to the heart of the matter with the PS... LOL
Nice work - but if I ever found out my husband used a program that ran
on cron to send me a love letter - I would be both impressed (that he
coded it since he doesn't code) and by the 3rd one waiting for flowers
as well.
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life is a game... so have fun.
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