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AH, AMERICAN BUSINESS AT IT'S BEST. 

Fuji, a Japanese company, and Kodak, an American company decided to 
have  a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and 
hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day the

Japanese won by a  mile.

Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and morally 
depressed. The American management decided the reason for the crushing 
defeat had to be found. A Management Team made up of senior management  
was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had eight people rowing and one person

steering, while the American team had eight people steering and one 
person rowing. So American management hired a consulting company and  
paid them an incredible amount of money.

After six months of hard work, they advised that too many people were 
steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. So the American 
Team acted. To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the 
rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to four 
steering supervisors, three area steering superintendents and one 
assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the one 
person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called 
the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with meetings, dinners and free

pens for the rower. Even new paddles and medical benefit incentives were

promised for a winner. "We must give the rower the empowerment and 
enrichments through this quality program."

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor 
performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles and 
canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the senior executives as bonuses for 
a job well done. 


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