sounds kinda like the windows xp faq... -- A message from the system administrator: "I've upped my priority, now up yours!" ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Thu, 29 May 2003 20:38:32 +1000 From: Adrian Beech <a.beech@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: blindy2 at yahoogroups.com To: blindy2 at yahoogroups.com Subject: What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals? What if Dr. Seuss wrote technical manuals? If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, "Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom! - Jim Fiedler The following message has been received from the Internet. Please use with caution the message and any attachments ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Get A Free Psychic Reading! Your Online Answer To Life's Important Questions. http://us.click.yahoo.com/Lj3uPC/Me7FAA/CNxFAA/89EolB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Please visit my site for programs and good stuff. http://www.shaftoffice.com Also for anything computer related visit Teddy Center for the Blind http://teddy.fcc.ro Also any problems or questions about the list send an email to blindy2-owner at yahoogroups.com and we'll straighten it out. To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: blindy2-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
