thats funny ----- Original Message ----- From: <shaun_oliver@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <samhowe at optusnet.com.au>; <barbera at hotmlinks.net.au>; <strmmist at attbi.com>; <speakup at braille.uwo.ca>; <faye at westir.org.au>; <keithh at sgtnet.com.au> Sent: Saturday, November 02, 2002 4:28 AM Subject: [janey_honey at hotmail.com: Fwd: FW: FW: Male sayings] > now, I've seen woman bashing but done by a woman? hmmmm. > > ----- Forwarded > message from janey reynolds <janey_honey at hotmail.com> ----- > > From: "janey reynolds" <janey_honey at hotmail.com> > Date: Sat, 02 Nov 2002 10:43:03 +1030 > > > > > > FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE-BASHING JOKES > How many men does it take to open a beer? > None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Why is a Laundrette a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a > woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be > able to support you. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Why do women have smaller feet than men? > It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand > closer to the kitchen sink. > >> > > > >-------------------- > How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? > When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." > >> > > > >-------------------- > How do you fix a woman's watch? > You don't. There is a clock on the oven. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Why do men break wind more than women? > Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required > pressure. > >> > > > >-------------------- > If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the > front door, who do you let in first? > The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. > >> > > > >-------------------- > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? > A woman who won't do what she's told. > >> > > > >-------------------- > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. > >> > > > >-------------------- > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt > her. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive > by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" > I said, "Dust!" > >> > > > >-------------------- > In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created > Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man > has rested. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Why do men die before their wives? They want to. > >> > > > >-------------------- > A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and > said, "I haven't eaten anything for days." She looked at him and said, > "God, I wish I had your willpower." > >> > > > >-------------------- > Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man > doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" > Dad: That happens in every country, son. > >> > > > >-------------------- > A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: > Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said > the same thing: > "You can have mine." > >> > > > >-------------------- > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it > once. > >> > > > >-------------------- > Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street > with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. > > > _________________________________________________________________ > Internet access plans that fit your lifestyle -- join MSN. > http://resourcecenter.msn.com/access/plans/default.asp > > ----- End forwarded message ----- > > -- > Shaun Oliver > > It's multiple choice time... > What is FORTRAN? > a: Between thre and fiv tran. > b: What two computers engage in before they interface. > c: Ridiculous. > > _______________________________________________ > Speakup mailing list > Speakup at braille.uwo.ca > http://speech.braille.uwo.ca/mailman/listinfo/speakup > >
