I was looking over the Speakup FTP site and found in the /pub/linux/goodies/audio_files a file called jaws_pach.mp3. It is a parody of Dr. JAWS from older versions of JAWS and is one of the better such parodies I've encountered. I don't want to spoil it, but any of you windows bashers will surely love it. In fact, I suspect one of you uploaded that. What I want to know is who made it in the first place? It actually sounds believable.