Sean Corbett wrote: > > > > Q: What's the difference between a keyboardist and a terrorist? > A: You can negotiate with the terrorist. > > Q: How do you know when the drum platform is level? > A: When the drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. > Q: What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer? A: You only have to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once. Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo? A: You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline. Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. _______________________________________________ Linux-audio-user mailing list Linux-audio-user@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx http://lists.linuxaudio.org/mailman/listinfo/linux-audio-user
