Hi!
today I want to share a "new" strategy to push the name of your app
inside the neural patterns of many musicians around the world!
Yeeeeah, a free lesson about brain washing!./._
[applause here is recommended]
The first step is to create a musical application (it also works with
non musical apps), for example a sequencer called "Mazzan Colle".
The second step is to create an auxiliary application to hide
the advertising, for example "Mazzan Collega".
Mazzan Collega is not a classic plugin for other applications but a
no-kiss-but-easy, one-button, no no-button, no computer,
no-martini-no-party, large-smile, indispensable utility for all the
modern peoples around the world!
["oooooooh" is recommended]
Quasi done.
If a program uses Mazzan Collega, it's important to show
Mazzan Collega [Enabled]
with M and C uppercase. Remember, we want the neural mapping:
Mazzan Collega -> Mazzan Colle
don't write "mazzan collega" or "mazzancollega" because the effect is
attenuated. "MAZZAN COLLEGA" is rarely good, for example with a little
LCD display:
PIGS ON THE WING [Y]
MAZZAN COLLEGA [Y]
BRAIN WASHING MACHINE [Y]
Note: if Mazzan Collega is used to communicate with other devices
through a network, don't write a protocol and don't try to ask the
standardization as RFC! Are you crazy? Write a public API, so the
users visit your web page:
Mazzan Collega -> API -> Mazzan Colle web page
and to update the API:
Mazzan Collega API update -> Mazzan Colle web page
In this case (networking) try to avoid Mazzan Collega API for netcat :)
Warning: not all the persons are aligned and perhaps you'll receive critics.
I suggest the follow phrase, really trendy in social/mass media 2016:
"You repudiate the innovation, ergo you are a fascist".
It always works.
Happy hacking with neocortex and have fun with brain washing!
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