on 7-29-2008 1:18 PM Lanny Marcus spake the following:
The candle and chanting thing went out with the virgin nerd sacrifices of the 90's.On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 3:04 PM, Toby Bluhm <tkb-ChNfRYRKkzM4uqLtPRYUbBGZ6WaZejjh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:MHR wrote:On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 12:46 PM, Lanny Marcus <lmmailinglists-Re5JQEeQqe8AvxtiuMwx3w@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 2:27 PM, Toby Bluhm <tkb-ChNfRYRKkzM4uqLtPRYUbBGZ6WaZejjh@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:Scott Silva wrote:on 7-29-2008 11:26 AM MHR spake the following:On Tue, Jul 29, 2008 at 10:32 AM, Scott Silva <ssilva@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:You must have forgotten to wave the chicken over your head 3 times and said the magic words. You don't want to wave the chicken more than 3 times, as he will be angry enough after the 3. ;-PDid you remember to thaw the chicken? ;^) mhrIts supposed to be dead first?Don't forget organically fed and free range.I was born and raised in California, where Scott and Mark are, but this waving the chicken over my head, when working on a PC, is new to me. :-)It's the latest rage - you have to be here.... :-) mhrSheesh! Get with it, man. The scientific research has proven it works better than burning candles and chanting.
Toby: Scott implied that I should have been doing that, when trying to open that defective Dimension 4300 box and he indicated that it takes three (3) hands to open the box,. Apparently, one needs a 4th hand, to swing the chicken in the air, while trying to open the box.. They started doing that, after I moved from CA. :-) Lanny
No... You have to hold the chicken in your teeth as you swing it about. But don't bite down too hard or you will fling the carcass into the server racks when the head separates from the neck.
But out here in the land of the Liberal setting sun, you can have as many arms as makes you "feel good about yourself". And if the people make fun of your extra arms, they will be severely punished, and otherwise chastised for their insensitivity! ;-D
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