This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_001C_01C667DA.4374D720 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit How in the &^*%$ are Iran Air and Saudi Arabian Airlines your enemies? Do you follow every single thing that the Bible advocates? The majority of Muslims are peace loving people who bear no ill will toward anyone. Mark -----Original Message----- From: The Airline List [mailto:AIRLINE@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of David R Sent: April 24, 2006 7:24 PM To: AIRLINE@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: Re: Good Plan!! There is a sever lack of humor on this list! While I don't advocate bad ATC phraseology or missing up airport runways by landing two planes towards each other, the airlines in question are still our enemies. Regardless of what Alireza says, if he would read the Koran he will find out that it does advocate the death of non-Islamic people. To keep it on topic: Saudia and Iran don't fly to DFW. David R home.comcast.net/~damiross/books.html www.sequoians.com -----Original Message----- Alireza Alivandivafa wrote: > First, they got the ATC lingo wrong. You wouldn't land on 9R > eastbound or westbound, you would land on 9R going toward the east and something along the lines of 27L or 24L going west. Second, it is really nice to know someone thought the collision of two planes, ostensibly holding more than 200 people each, was funny. > > > -----Original Message----- > From: Bob Fletcher <fletchrh@xxxxxxxxxxx> > To: AIRLINE@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > Sent: Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:31:32 -0700 > Subject: FW: Good Plan!! > > > Oh Yes..... > > >> Subject: Good Plan!! >> >> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land >> eastbound on >> runway 9R." >> >> Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's >> runway 9R -Allah be Praised !!" >> >> Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound >> on runway 9R." >> >> Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway >> 9R. -Allah is Great !!" >> >> Pause: Static............. >> >> Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!" >> >> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" >> >> Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY >> GOING IN >> OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS >> PLEASE!!! >> >> Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell >> Allah "hey" >> for us -- ya hear?. >> >> Moral: (DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !) >> >> > > _________________________________________________________________ > Express yourself instantly with MSN Messenger! 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