Thanks, Al. When did the world stop having a sense of humor and started taking everything so personally? And to keep this in line with the topic of airlines, here's an old one: Tower: Pan Am 123, cleared for take off. PA123: Roger. Please be advised there is a dead dear at the end of the runway. Tower: Pan Am 123, thank you. Air West 234, cleared for take off. Did you hear Pan Am's report. RW234: Roger, and we have already notified our catering department. (Apologies to those who are vegetarians, animal rights activists, vegans, anti-airport activists, and caterers. Did I leave anybody else out that was offended by this joke. Note: For those who are humor impaired: this is tongue-in-cheek.) David R -------------- Original message ---------------------- From: Allan9 <exatc@xxxxxxxxxx> > Don't take offense. After the Second World War the standing joke was: > For Sale > Used Italian Rifles > Only dropped once. > > No different than a blond joke or a Polish STory > > Al > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Alireza Alivandivafa" <DEmocrat2n@xxxxxxx> > To: <AIRLINE@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> > Sent: Friday, April 21, 2006 3:21 AM > Subject: Re: Where is the Mexian Air Force ? > > > >I have a sense of humor. That wasn't funny. > > > > In a message dated 4/19/2006 5:15:26 PM Central Daylight Time, > > damiross3@xxxxxxxxxxx writes: > > Oh, for Pete's sake, lighten up and get a sense of humor.