Are funny pilots a lost breed? I've had a couple of funny pilots on my usual UA726 SEA-ORD red-eyes. "This is captain xxxx"... sound of train whistle... " guiding this train from here to Chicago O'Hare... (it sounds funnier than it reads.) .. and the previous week: "This is captain"... squawk.. squawk (sound of chicken loose in the cockpit).. "... who let you in here..!!" The usual list of funny pilot stories ("The last time I flew to Frankfurt, I didn't stop") is making the rounds, again, but very rarely do we have any new stories. Matthew