Anything is possible ! Bob Fletcher Robert.Fletcher@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx MILITARY DESIGN SECTION 10th Floor SW, CUBE 134 (916) 557-7235, 1325 J Street, Sacramento, CA. 95814-2922 Subject: FW: I Feel Safer Already???? I Feel Safer Already???? > > > > > >One hundred-fifty years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a > >private > >investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. > > > >That was the beginning of the Secret Service. > > > >Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number of > >multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. > > > >Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service". > > > >Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in their black > >outfits with jackets saying across the backs: "F.A.T.A.S.S." > > > >The FATASS's are of course supervised by a special section of the Home Land > >Security Section known as: > >Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the > >ASSHOLES. > > > >I feel safer already.