This article from NYTimes.com has been sent to you by dztops@aol.com. I haven't seen this posted yet-TRANSIT RIFE WITH PERILS/An Epic Journey by way of O'Hare. Rgds Dennis dztops@aol.com Transit Rife With Perils July 28, 2002 By GARY KRIST SING to me of the man, O Muse, that man of wile and craft, And how he roamed both long and far in the summer of '02. His goal: To make one simple flight >From the hallowed city of New York To Reagan National - his Ithaca - near D.C. Many were the security checks he weathered, And many the long delays - at gate, on tarmac, and in air - As he did battle with the ill-conspiring Fates That sought to keep him from his wife and home. At check-in, this godlike man endured his first great trial. An hour he stood in line, and then An overbearing Nymph did try to block his way, Inquiring if he had packed his mighty sea chest all himself And if he'd had it always in his sight since then. But ah, our trickster hero knew it best to lie, And so said yes (although he'd really left his chest Unheeded on a wine-dark Midtown street While seeking out a taxicab to Queens). His troubles, though, had only just begun. For at the X-ray post, a burly Cyclops of fierce mien Did pull him from the line to check his sandals. He passed this test, but then the vulgar beast Did ope our hero's sea chest. "What now," he roared, "This sly-concealèd corkscrew, Forged in great Hephaestus' fire - 'Tis like a weapon in disguise, as deadly as a spear, And sharp enough to put out someone's eye!" Suspicions raised, the Cyclops drew the traveler aside To question him at length about his journey, And when at last our ill-starred man escaped, The gate was closed, and he diverted to a less convenient flight With a change of plane in Memphis. "Ye Gods!" he cried. "What have I done your ire to deserve?" For Memphis, as he knew, was not unlike dread Hades: Home to a long-departed god, and like to be A transit rife with perils and foul music. So on he went to Tennessee, across the sky's broad back, With naught but sorrow for a seatmate. But then, somewhere betwixt the Scylla of Columbus And Wheeling's wild Charybdis, The clouds did darken like Poseidon's brow, And Aeolus' bag of winds did burst apart. His plane was tossed like dice in a gambler's cup, Until at last their captain spoke the fateful words: "The storm's too fierce. We're heading for O'Hare." O'Hare! O'Hare! The word was like a dagger to his heart, For everyone who traveled knew that name: A Lotus-eaters' land, where men flew in But ne'er came out again, A god-forsaken place that, Circe-like, Turned even patient men to savage beasts. What hope was there of ever getting home When once entrappèd in that awful swamp? How many rosy-fingered dawns would break Before he'd see the welcome light of home? I could go on and sing of our stout hero's further trials, But no, my Muse grows old and weary of the tale. Suffice to say that storm-tossed great Odysseus did reach home Though much the worse for wear and wait. And e'en when once he stood upon that long-awaited shore, His endless tribulations were not done. For as he rushed to greet his fair and loyal wife, He learned the Gods had played him one last trick: His checked-in bags, with all his spoils of war, Were sitting on a flight to LAX. GARY KRIST is a novelist and short story writer. http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/28/travel/BPODDY.html?ex=1029399076&ei=1&en=fe950c50070947e4 HOW TO ADVERTISE --------------------------------- For information on advertising in e-mail newsletters or other creative advertising opportunities with The New York Times on the Web, please contact onlinesales@nytimes.com or visit our online media kit at http://www.nytimes.com/adinfo For general information about NYTimes.com, write to help@nytimes.com. Copyright 2002 The New York Times Company