A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) =
turned
to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have =
baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer that wouldn't lead to
items she was not prepared to discuss with her still-too-young son) told =
him
to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and
big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother =
that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. =
Your
mother can explain it."