Subject: FW: airline stimulus package > > > > > > Dear Sirs; > > > > I have the solution for the prevention of > >hijackings,and at the same > > time getting our airline industry back on its feet. > > > > Since men of the Muslim religion are not > >allowed to look at naked > >women > > we should replace all of our female flight > >attendants with strippers. > > > > Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for > >fear of seeing a naked > > woman, and of course, every businessman in this > >country would start flying > > again in hope of seeing a naked woman. > > > > We would have no more hijackings, and the > >airline industry would have > > record sales. > > > > Now why didn't Congress think of this? > > > > Sincerely, > > > > Bill Clinton