Re: For sale Brand New Juicy Couture Sidekick II for $120

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On Thu, 2006-08-17 at 00:38 -0400, Gene Heskett wrote:
> On Thursday 17 August 2006 00:20, jdow wrote:
> >From: "Gene Heskett" <gene.heskett@xxxxxxxxxxx>
> >
> >> Not yet Nigel.  I was told you have to be at least 60 to join that
> >> club. This could of course degenerate into a definition of an 'expert'
> >> I suppose, and the best definition I've heard is that you have to be
> >> more than 50 miles from home and carrying a briefcase. :-)  I've been
> >> known to carry an empty one just so I had something to carry the loot
> >> from the NAB in coming home.
> >>
> >> But with a little practice you'll make it just fine. :)  When you can
> >> say that it takes 20mg of levitra to keep your shoes dry, you've
> >> arrived.
> >
> >Um, all it takes is wearing sandals instead of my shoes when I wash
> >the car, Gene. Does that mean other qualifications aside I do not
> >qualify for the club? No - the other one not the one I use on pedantic
> >idiots.
> >
> >{^_-}
> 
> I just *knew* Joanne would have to chime in, very carefully ignoreing the 
> fact that levitra wouldn't have THAT effect on the distaff side of the 
> gender fence.  Besides that, I don't recall we were washing cars. :-)  As 
> for the actual effect, I don't think I want to go there.
----
as long as we're going down this path...

I sort of assumed that it was Joanne's admission that she had reached
the hexagenarian (sp ?) club. Assuming that she isn't also
hermaphrodite, she could strap something on the size of which we (or at
least I) couldn't achieve with a handful of those pills (and probably
make some good money by selling subscriptions to the videos to boot).

;-)

Craig

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